Planet Vodka
A jet-age international airport lounge at night

Film unit · Reel 1 of 4

Field Operations

Operational footage, cleared for public transmission. Each thirty seconds began as a serious international matter.

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Reel 01 · Transmission intercepted

Runtime 0:28 · Sound required

Operation 01

The Password

Helsinki · Embassy service entrance

Runtime 0:30

Transcript

  • GUARD: Password?
  • AGENT: Vodka.
  • GUARD: No.
  • AGENT: Planet Vodka.
  • The door opens immediately.
  • GUARD: Why didn't you say so.
  • GUARD, calling after him: Password was Helsinki.

Planet Vodka · Classified for a reason

Operation 02

The Briefcase

Nice · Monte Carlo · airspace in between

Runtime 0:30

Transcript

  • An agent, handcuffed to a steel briefcase.
  • A car. A helicopter. A casino floor. Gunfire somewhere off camera.
  • He reaches the Director and sets the case down, breathing hard.
  • The Director opens it. One bottle of Planet Vodka.
  • THE DIRECTOR: Where's the ice?

Planet Vodka · Classified for a reason

Operation 03

The Double Agent

Planet Control · Briefing room B

Runtime 0:20

Transcript

  • THE DIRECTOR: We believe there is a double agent in this room.
  • Everyone looks suspiciously at everyone else.
  • A waiter crosses the room carrying two Planet Vodkas.
  • AGENT, pointing: There.
  • The Director closes his eyes.

Planet Vodka · Classified for a reason

Operation 04

The Microfilm

Rome · Hotel bar, 2 a.m.

Runtime 0:20

Transcript

  • An agent studies a square of microfilm under a magnifier.
  • AGENT: Good God.
  • THE DIRECTOR: What?
  • AGENT: Vodka's on sale.
  • The Director takes the magnifier: Where?

Planet Vodka · Classified for a reason