Personnel · Eyes only
Every person recruited into Planet Control receives a number, a code name and a file. Most of the file is redacted. Some of it was redacted by them.
Classified personnel file
ActiveEnters a room, assesses the situation instantly and reaches entirely the wrong conclusion. Has never once been informed of this. Survival rate: inexplicable.
Classified personnel file
ActiveHas not smiled since 1947. Regards martini preparation as a matter of greater consequence than nuclear proliferation, and has been proven correct twice.
Classified personnel file
ActiveHas built a laser wristwatch, an underwater saloon car and a telephone inside a shoe. Cannot operate the department's coffee machine and refuses to discuss it.
Classified personnel file
ActiveConsistently ahead of our own agents. Drinks Planet Vodka, which has created an administrative problem, as staff are formally required to dislike her.
Classified personnel file
ActiveImmaculately uniformed and entirely without curiosity. Once painted a runway because the instruction was not clearly a mistake.
Classified personnel file
ActiveResponsible for the production of Planet Vodka itself. The only member of the organisation whose work has never been questioned.
Recruitment notice
Your country needs you.
We don't. But we'd still like your email address.
