PV-01
Original
The classic mission
Clean grain, soft centre, dry finish. This is the one the martini was built around, and the one the Director will accept.
40% alc./vol. · 750 ml globe decanter
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Planet Vodka
Distilled with precision. Unlike most of our operations.
Same planet. Different missions.
- Subject
- Planet Vodka
- Status
- Active
- Origin
- Sprucedale, Ontario, Canada
- Producer
- Hollywood North Distilleries
- Base
- Premium grain, column distilled
- Strength
- 40% alc./vol.
- Expressions
- Five
- Threat level
- Delicious
Planet Vodka is distilled using winter wheat and rye and exceptionally pure Canadian water.
Handwritten, margin: “Who redacted the ingredients?”
Handwritten, below: “Legal.”
The expressions
Same planet. Different missions.
PV-02
Blood Orange
The orange has defected
Bittersweet Mediterranean citrus over the same base. Bright enough for a spritz, serious enough to be stirred.
40% alc./vol. · 750 ml globe decanter
PV-03
Black Raspberry
Known alias: raspberry
Deep, dark berry without the sugar. Excellent in a sour, better in a cosmopolitan nobody will admit to ordering.
40% alc./vol. · 750 ml globe decanter
PV-04
Espresso
For missions that run late
Roasted coffee and dark cocoa. Cleared for night operations, briefings and the second half of a gala.
40% alc./vol. · 750 ml globe decanter
PV-05
Northern Berry
A colder kind of smooth
Wild northern berries in a deep blue globe. Photographed only once, in the line-up above. The individual file is still being processed, and nobody is chasing it.
Field rations
Ready to drink
Four cans, mixed at the distillery so that nothing can be mixed incorrectly in the field. This has happened.
RTD-01
Cranberry
Mixed in advance by an agency that plans ahead exactly once.
RTD-02
Espresso Martini
For stakeouts and the second half of a gala.
RTD-03
Grapefruit
Dry, bitter and unbothered. Reminds several staff of the Director.
RTD-04
Wild Blueberry
Canadian wild blueberry. Rarely survives the flight.
Available around the world.
Eventually.
Planet Vodka, 40% alc./vol. Produced by Hollywood North Distilleries, Sprucedale, Ontario, Canada. Please enjoy responsibly.